notesonmysandals:

icerfish:

You know, whatever you’re into. I don’t judge.

Ok, so I lied, but my friend Sidney is entered into competition to be a STA Intern and travel the world.

So go forth and vote for him, and maybe, JUST MAYBE*, you will find some Free Porn or Shoes on your doorstep.

(By “JUST MAYBE” I mean no way in hell am I buying you porn or really expensive girly shoes for you and then delivering, so just go and vote because it only takes a grand 2-clicks).

DO IT, NERDS!